Movies starring Andrew Dice Clay

Biography: 
His first wife is Kathleen Swanson, whom he wed in 1984 and divorced in 1986. He called his two years of matrimony a "horror show". His second wife is Kathleen Monica -- he calls her Trini, and he has been married to her since 1992. The two met while he was on location filming the Chicago episodes of "Crime Story" (1986)"--she was his waitress in a restaurant where he ate regularly. He has two son ...  show all 

No Contest (1994)

10 Mar 2010 14:09
No ContestGenres: Action
Countries: Canada
Directors: Paul Lynch
Actors: Shannon Tweed | Robert Davi | Andrew Dice Clay | Roddy Piper | Nicholas Campbell | John Colicos | James Purcell | Judith Scott | Louis Wrightman | Keram Malicki-Sánchez | J.D. Nicholsen | Polly Shannon | Bridget Griggs | Kyrin Hall | Chandra West
Andrew Dice Clay takes over a hotel during a beauty pagent taking several pagent contestants hostage since one of them is a rich senator's daughter. Shannon Tweed plays the Bruce Willis part.
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Brain Smasher... A Love Story (1993)

04 Mar 2010 08:12
Brain Smasher... A Love StoryGenres: Action | Comedy
Countries: USA
Directors: Albert Pyun
Actors: Andrew Dice Clay | Teri Hatcher | Yuji Okumoto | Deborah Van Valkenburgh | Brion James | Tim Thomerson | Charles Rocket | Nicholas Guest | Dorothy Dells | Wrick Jones | Galen Schrick | Steve Tancora | Peter Kwong | Danny Perkin | Ken D. Elston
Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
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Making the Grade (1984)

15 Feb 2010 13:36
Making the GradeGenres: Comedy | Romance | Sport
Countries: USA
Directors: Dorian Walker
Actors: Judd Nelson | Jonna Lee | Gordon Jump | Walter Olkewicz | Ronald Lacey | Dana Olsen | Carey Scott | Scott McGinnis | Andrew Dice Clay | John Dye | John Stevens | Lucile Doan Ewing | Patrice Watson | Robert Meltzer | Moses Peace
Lazy preppie Palmer Woodrow hires street-smart Eddie Keaton to go to school for him while he lives it up in Europe. Eddie falls in love with preppie gal Tracey, upsetting Biff, the Hoover Academy bully. When his bookie from the old neighborhood, Dice, comes to collect on Eddie's gambling debts and Palmer returns early from Europe, the the scheme slowly starts to unravel. Soon, Eddie can't even tell whose side he's really on.
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My 5 Wives (2000)

30 Nov 2009 17:12
My 5 WivesGenres: Comedy
Countries: Canada | USA
Directors: Sidney J. Furie
Actors: Rodney Dangerfield | Andrew Dice Clay | John Byner | Molly Shannon | Jerry Stiller | John Pinette | Rob deLeeuw | Fred Keating | Jud Tylor | Angelika Libera | Kate Luyben | Emmanuelle Vaugier | Anita Brown | Karin Konoval | Brandy Ledford
Monte Peterson, a rich real-estate developer, is going through his third divorce. His friend Ray has found a good site for a ski resort in Utah, and Monte comes to bid on the land, competing with local banker Preston Gates. Monte knew that, in order to take possession of the land, he would have to convert to the local religion, a sort of cross between Mormonism and Amish (no smoking, no drinking, bigamy and simple living/dressing encouraged). What he didn't know was that the deed to the land also included the three wives of the deceased former owner. He also buys another plot, and the two wives that come with it, in part because they are much better cooks. Gates, meanwhile, wants the land to build an Indian casino, and is mixed up with some mobsters. There's a trip to Las Vegas, a female-empowerment seminar, a jailbreak, and other complications too absurd to mention.
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Pretty in Pink (1986)

03 Mar 2009 12:45
Pretty in PinkGenres: Comedy | Drama | Romance
Countries: USA
Directors: Howard Deutch
Actors: Molly Ringwald | Harry Dean Stanton | Jon Cryer | Annie Potts | James Spader | Andrew McCarthy | Jim Haynie | Alexa Kenin | Kate Vernon | Andrew Dice Clay | Emily Longstreth | Margaret Colin | Jamie Anders | Gina Gershon
Young Andie is one of the not-so-popular girls in high school. She usually hangs out with her friends Iona or Duckie. Duckie has always had a crush on her, but now she has met a new guy from school, Blane. He's one of the rich and popular guys but can the two worlds meet?
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One Night at McCool's (2001)

25 Mar 2008 13:36
One Night at McCool'sGenres: Comedy | Crime
Countries: USA
Directors: Harald Zwart
Actors: Matt Dillon | Mary Jo Smith | Michael Douglas | Paul Reiser | Reba McEntire | John Goodman | Richard Jenkins | Sandy Martin | Liv Tyler | Andrew Dice Clay | Ric Sarabia | Tim De Zarn | Leo Rossi | Rob Neukirch | Andrea Bendewald
After another hard night at McCool's, bartender Randy runs into Jewel. The seductive lady seems to have evaded a rape pretty closely, and when the man comes back, she puts a bullet in his head. After all these events (and others), Randy takes Jewel home, and the two become a couple. Yet Jewel begins to develop into a very demanding girlfriend and drives Randy into committing crimes for her and her elaborate lifestyle. Randy's cousin Carl is driven crazy by Randy's incredibly sexy girl as well as the investigating officer, Detective Dehling.
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